T-Shirt — "I'm Not Arguing..." Funny Retro Graphic Tee for Sarcastic Guys & Gifts
This heavyweight cotton tee brings sarcastic, comic-book energy to debates, game nights, and casual hangouts. The front features a bold pop-art illustration with the punchline "I'M NOT ARGUING..." while the back finishes the joke with "I'M SIMPLY EXPLAINING WHY I'M RIGHT!" — a cheeky, confident way to let your humor do the talking. This 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² heavyweight tee keeps the vivid retro artwork crisp wash after wash, with a clean cut and soft handfeel that layers easily or stands alone. Wear it to spark laughs, win every debate, or gift it to the sarcastic guy who's always right.
Product features
- 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² heavyweight for soft, structured comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Pearlized tear-away label and ribbed knit collar for lasting comfort and shape
- Durable, vivid prints using DTG/DTF methods on sleeves and neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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